The Great Lotion Betrayal and Why Fall Skincare Deserves Better

Listen… we need to talk about what just happened to my ankles this morning.

I woke up, stretched, looked down, and nearly called 911 because I thought my legs had aged 40 years overnight. Nope—just ashy. I’m talking “left in a flour bag overnight” ashy. My ankles were out here auditioning for a chalkboard role, and don’t even get me started on my elbows. Those babies were looking like they had been out here sanding wood floors for a living.

And the knuckles? Oh, the knuckles. Cracked so deep they had me questioning if I’d secretly been fist-fighting bricks in my sleep.

Here’s the thing—this is the season when our skin pulls its most disrespectful stunts. One day you’re glowing, the next you’re looking like you’ve been rolling in powdered donuts. And don’t lie—we’ve all had that moment where you go to scratch your leg and suddenly you’re writing full-on hieroglyphics on your skin.

But then… enter the hero of this tragic little story.

 Lenz Blenz Fall Body Butters & Oils. 

This isn’t your average “lotion that disappears after five minutes and leaves you looking ghostly again.” No ma’am. Our butters are thick, rich, and creamy—the kind of hydration that sticks around longer than your auntie after Thanksgiving dinner. Pair it with our body oils, and suddenly your skin has on a full superhero cape, ready to fight dryness like it’s the villain it always was.

No more ashy ankles. No more flaky elbows. No more cracked knuckle drama. Just soft, glowing, “oh you smell amazing, what is that?” kind of skin.

So, the moral of the story? Lotion may have betrayed you, but Lenz Blenz is here for the redemption arc.

Mark your calendars, butter lovers. 🧈🍂 Our Fall Launch goes live September 26th at 5pm. Don’t let your skin show up to the season looking like it’s been through a dust storm—get the glow that lasts.